Saturday, June 11, 2011

Sorority Girls

Sorority girls, man oh man. If you look them up in the dictionary you will find the synonym to sorority is “sheep”. Yeah they usually like to follow. There are other synonyms of course that include but are not limited to: Orange Face, Chanel, Juicy, Ugg boots, North Face, and Aviator sunglasses.  Of course you can never generalize in life as there are good sorority girls out there, but the majority of them are synonyms of the above. The thing about sorority girls is that many of them carry the same dictionary which contains the words, “Um”,“Like”,“Definitely”, “Cute”, and “Tanning”. Many people associate sorority girls with being very promiscuous but the majority of them are actually huge teases. Every now and then you’ll find a sweet sorority girl who is not any of the following, but wait. She has a boyfriend and he’s usually some dude back home who’s either in the military or is working for his dad’s construction company. Most of these girls are usually really protective of their sororities name, sisters, and reputation. Their kryptonites include extremely nice cars, Brad Pitt, and excessive alcohol.