Saturday, June 11, 2011

The Professor

Nowadays it seems like you just can never get eactly what you want out of a professor. He can one or more than one of the following: Nice, A Great Teacher, Has easy exams. The problem is that you can only choose two, and the third? Well, it will be the reverse, but taken to the nth level of extreme. For instance, you're friend recommends a class for you, and you proceed to ask, "What's the professor like?" Your friend responds, "well, he's nice, and he's a great teacher...."
Hmm, what about his tests? Yea, turns out they're IMPOSSIBLE. Actually, I lied to you, I recently came across a professor that satisfies all three, wow what a find! Wait, but here's the catch, he's the most boring dude you've ever known in your life. Even worse, he feels the need to tell you information that is completely irrelevant to both you and everyone else in the world. Sometimes I wonder if the boring professor even has the slightest hint that everyone in the room is bored out of their mind. It's particularly funny when the professor thinks he's "putting on a show" for the students, making goofy math related jokes every few minutes that only he laughs at. Exception, the suck-up student in the front gives a chuckle every now and then. This is probably the only time in my life that I legitimately felt like i wanted to end my life.