Five Guys

That moment in time when I have a five guys burger in my hand nothing really matters. Not my family, my job, my education. The only minutes that really matter are between the time the burger is in my mouth to the time it reaches my stomach. Forget Mcdonalds and Burger King. If I end up dyingI want to be carried in a stretcher with a quality burger in my stomach.

Costco Entry

I forgot my Costco Card tonight so I flashed the back barcode of my empty best buy gift card and got in. I was considering walking in with the random asian family but they were walking too slow.

Walmart Greeters

I have come to the conclusion that the walmart greeters only signed up for that job because 1) their life is boring 2) they like to make passes at young beautiful women 3) they are trying to lose weight by standing around all day.