Gorgeous Bitties

A friend of mine came up to me the other day, he asked for my advice on women. More specifically, on beautiful girls he meets at college or at the mall. He doesn’t understand what to do when theyre so gorgeous but such huge bitches. If you meet one and you feel like she won’t ever give you a chance and you want to make yourself feel better, just imagine her on the toilet seat having trouble releasing or stare at her armpits and imagine that she doesn’t shower. Or wait for her to laugh and imagine that she just farted and is trying to make up for it around the people shes with. Problem Solved, love you bro.