Wednesday, September 7, 2011

The Unibrow

There is nothing more beautiful on this earth than a girl with a unibrow. If she looks like shes from the stone age, i'm coming to holler. The thing about these girls is that they are not afraid to express themselves, theyre different. When youre talking to a girl with a unibrow all her signs of interest in you are different from the average girl. If she's straightening her unibrow out or playing with it in anyway shes probably into you. The more amazing thing about them is the cuddling sessions. I love to stay in a day of rain and thunderstorms and run my fingers through her unibrow while she tells me about unique she was when she was younger. Just so noone is confused I should probably differentiate whats different about the unibrow and the monobrow. Many people see them as the same thing but in reality they are 'thpecial' in their own ways.

Unibrow: This is a perfect union of the eyebrows that dips in the center. It is greatly admired and respected on women who wear it with pride.

Monobrow: This is a caterpillar looking streamline of hair that goes from the top of one eye to the other.

If you find a woman who sports her unibrow and shes proud as hell of it this speaks alot about her character. It shows that she has originality and defines herself in her own way. If you want to know how much she really cares about you then after years of nurturing there will come a time where she will have to part her eyebrows like Moses and the red sea. Be her Moses, you will be her miracle.