Monday, September 12, 2011

Aladdin

The movie Aladdin is the basis for all foundations. All of the characters in that movie suffice as characters that you will meet during your lifetime. If a girl does not know Aladdin, any of the characters, the storyline, or what Agrabah is then this speaks trouble.

Aladdin- You, the sexy bachelor looking to go from rags to riches. In successful form you're 'Prince Ali'
Jasmine- Your ideal girlfriend/wifey/companion. Usually troubled, may have a pet (if she has a cat or two shes really troubled)
Sultan- Her father (ideally you want to find a nice guy who knows how to have a good time)
Jafar- The archenemy you encounter during your lifetime. He is usually a douche, tries to steal your woman, use you to find the lamp.
Genie- The mentor or guide that helps you achieve what you are looking for in life.
Abu- Your closest companion who is always by your side in sickness and/or health
Carpet- Your means of transportation which is pretty 'fly'
Iago- Annoying sidekick of your archenemy

Note: One may have multiples of any of these. But remember Jasmine only started hollering at Aladdin when he became a genuine bad boy. So moral of this post is dont be a little bitch.