People you find in the Gym

The Screamer- Loud unnecessary noises
The Fountain Roamer- Stationed at the water fountain
The One Upper- Follows your every set with higher weight.
Fat Guy who thinks hes strong- Squats 350 but looks like shit
Ab Guy- Nonstop abs, sloppy bod.
Adidas/Nike Rep- Alot of sweatbands, latest shorts and shirt.
Roid Head- Muscular guy nice dude, how does he wipe his ass or make phone calls?
Form Corrector- Maybe he really cares but its usually to spark up conversation.
Phone Guy- Bicep curls in one hand,  phone in the other. "Dude my right arm is definitely stronger than my left"
Infinite Sets guy- "How many sets you got left bro?" "13", "Oh ok, see you tommorow"
Asian Basketball Mob-Pretty Self Explanatory
Hairy Fob- Short shorts, hairy legs, and always smiling.
Sweatasaurus- Did he just bench or come from the swimming pool?

Gym Screamer

“Give it to me, give it to me, push as hard as you can big boy, last one!” Probably the most distracting and irritating thing you can hear in a gymnasium. This is usually heard from people who are working their chest while bench pressing. Sometimes it’s so loud that hear it from the other side of the gym, you don’t know whether two guys are gettin down and dirty with one another or some guy is delivering a baby.bench